Thursday, March 21, 2013

A Very Silly Zoo

A Very Silly Zoo Poem...sort of...thing

At the zoo, the alligators allegedly ate the apricots

Bears brawled with balls of blue polka dots

Cheetahs chased the clowns

Deer danced with dapper men in ball-gowns,

Elephants enjoyed egg salad with a mouse

Flamingos flounced with a frightened louse

Gorillas gallivanted around a large tire swing

Hippos had a spicy cider (it's sparkling)

Iguanas crawled in and out of a makeshift igloo

Jaguars leaped onto a poor unsuspecting kangaroo

Koalas munched on a cereal from Kansas

Leopards leaped over a lonely prncess

Monkeys made a giant marble cake

Nimble lemurs took one nibble and threw the cake into the lake

Oranguatns opened an observatory

Peguins partied at a purple igloo with a polar bear named Rory

Quails quacked and ducks gave a moo

Rabbits made a red cake, which tasted like glue

The tigers tasted the red cake and ate every bite

Umbrellas were weilded by angry baboons, which quickly started a fight

Various vicious voles played a violin

While a walrus warbled along, playing his mandolin

Xylophone playing weasels joined the band

Yaks yelped about the noise (they were not fans)

Zebras agreed, saying the music was too bland

Comments are welcomed and appreciated





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